Grinch

This Just In from the Grinch Who Stole Christmas — He’s giving it back, because he just can’t stand it anymore, living with all these simple-minded busybodies minding everybody else’s business but their own. No smoking. No lederhosen. No trans fat. No what? You know what. No WMDs. No brains. No balls. No sense. No blessed oblige. No choice. No shit. And now it's dawning on the president that waging a mercenary war in the Middle East is not quite as simple as clearing brush in Texas, although it may be just about as simple minded. Unless, of course, it's all a venal cover for the oligarchy's hidden agenda, to distract us from their national larceny, which would really piss off the Grinch.