Thursday, December 13, 2007

Nothin'

Well, whaddya know? In an exclusive interview with ABC News's Martha Raddatz, President Bush said Tuesday he did not know about the destruction of CIA videotapes of detainee interrogations. The President said he was told just a few days ago, right after he came in from waterboarding out on the Potomac.

In a parallel development, following an exhaustive 50-year study of Republican administrations and their policies, the National Association of Gerrymanderists (NAG) has concluded that the most important principle a president can endorse for political survival is, "I don't know nothin'." As it turns out, NAG reported, this concept registers the highest levels of resonance not only with the American electorate but with the Supreme Court as well.

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